Loki

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My darling wife has flit away again. I'm beginning to wonder if perhaps I have bad breath.

No matter.

I wonder who will keep me company now?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but fractures don't concern me.

There is only one thing more amusing than watching another pantheon falter and flail, and that is watching your own pantheon falter and flail.

Any volunteers?

Yes?

No?

Come now. If no one raises their hand, I will simply have to start choosing victims.

I'm bored.

Who wants to break something?


 

I grow tired of waiting.

The night is restless, and I have been captive for far too long.

Hel, darling? I am sending some visitors your way soon enough.

It is time.

Father's Day always has brought a smile to my face.

Especially considering the grand deeds my children will accomplish.

Mother's Day isn't so bad, either.

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I'm back, bitches.

Did you miss me? I sure as sweet little Hel missed you.

How are my darling children doing? Haven't lost your wits by my long absence, I hope. Or had them stolen from you by those nasty Aesir. Though I suppose that last is unlikely - they never were clever enough to steal for themselves. (I kid, of course.)

Has Sigyn finally grown some sense about her and decided to leave me, or is her disappearance the result of another shoe debacle? I do know how you Gods like feet, and their correlation with binding contracts.

Just your standard How's My Driving? post. Be nice, eh?

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Name: Kodu
Contact: AIM: Kodukadvakch // Email: malakakane@gmail.com

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